After Noah’s muchawaited Ascension, what greeted him wasn’t the Haven he had been promised, but a system calling itself Black, offering him a job working for the World and Soul Management Bureau. He has to transmigrate into different worlds, using an identity of some unfortunate soontobedead dude, and live out the remainder of his new life there however he wanted. Oh, and hopefully in the process of living happily ever after, he’d also get to accidentally complete some secret mission they refused to tell him about. Noah: “Is this some kind of a scam?”  ಠಿ_ಠ Black: “Oof course not! There are absolutely no tricks involved! Absolutely! There isn’t even a penalty for failure!” Noah: “Oh. Great! Sign me up!” ╰(*°▽°*)╯ And so… … Noah: “What the hell?!? Why is someone trying to kill me?!” Noah: “What the f*ck?!? Which bush did this wild pokem…no, terrorist organization pop out from?!?” Noah: “Who are you guys?! What are you doing here?!? What the bloody hell is going on?!?” Black: “Why are you looking at me? How would I know?” Noah: “…!” QAQ … Yet, who would have thought that all that lifethreatening stuff would be the least of Noah’s worries: Noah: “Blackie! There is something really off about this good brother of mine! He is looking at me like a hungry wolf seeing a fresh and juicy piece of meat!” QAQ Black: “How would you know how a hungry wolf looks like? Have you ever seen one?” (눈_눈) Noah: “What? No! But…!” Black: “Exactly. Don’t worry, host. He is just a bit excited due to nearly losing his life back there. You know, adrenaline.” Noah: “…are you sure that’s what’s really going on here?” Black: “Absolutely!” (≖‿≖) … Noah: “Blackie! Blackie! Hishishis little brother is poking me in the ass!!” QAQ Black: “What are you making such a big fuss? It’s just morning wood.” (눈_눈) Noah: “Why am I making such a big fuss?!? He just took it out of his pants!!!” Black: “So? How is he supposed to take care of it if he doesn’t take it out? Relax! Bros often help each other out with these things.” Noah: “…” … Noah: “What do you have to say now?!? It’s normal for good bros to want to shove their thing up your ass?!?” (╬▔皿▔) Noah: “Oh god, he is putting it in!!!! Blackie! Help!!!” QAQ Black: “Don’t panic. Relax and follow my instructions.” (︶^︶)ノ Noah: “Ok, ok, speak! Hurry!” Black:  “You’ve got this. Breath in, breath out. Relax your muscles…” Noah: “How is this helping??” Black: “It’ll hurt less that way.” ╮(╯∀╰)╭ Noah: “…! You f****** mo****f***er!! Whose system are you, mine or his?!?” — Many, many missions later — Noah: “…this secret mission that you can’t tell me about… it can’t possibly be to get fucked by the target, can it?” (°ㅂ°╬) Black: “…ofof course not… ha… ha… hhow could that possibly be, eh?” ML: Right, right, that’s just a very (not so) coincidental bonus. Ψ(╹ڡ╹ )Ψ