Jadis has no idea how she died. One minute she's living her life as a young college student in Pennsylvania, the next she's hurtling through the unimaginable, incomprehensible void of the space between realities as a lost and detached soul. Lucky for her a bored god happens to see her passing by and gives her a helping hand. Even luckier, the god is willing to grant her a new life in a fantasy world with RPG elements, giving her a chance at excitement, adventure, and bodily pleasures she'd never have thought she'd have the opportunity to experience. She can have it all for the low, low price of fulfilling the god's need for entertainment. Can't be too bad a deal, right? Dying might be the best thing that's ever happened to Jadis. Still, transported to a world full of monsters, heroes, demons, and terrifying displays of magical power, she's going to do everything she can to make sure she doesn't repeat the experience too soon. After all, she's got some adventuring to do. [Story will be updated on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I'll try to keep the chapters consistent in length, but some will be longer or shorter than others.]