There once was a very popular question on the internet: If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction? And someone on the internet had famously responded: First, give your bros a good time! Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty! But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ballbreaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. F**k your mom! Ah, f**k! F**k it! Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.