I Upended Yet Another Campus Urban Legend [End of  Rule 13] Lin Yi failed the college entrance exams and chose a diploma mill university. And as deserving of a diploma mill university, the first line of the admission letter read: [Student Lin Yi, we regret to inform that you are admitted to the Unnatural Engineering University.] The second line: 【For your safety, we ask that you read the campus rules repeatedly.】 Unnatural Engineering University Campus Rules: 1: There is only one gate on campus. If you find multiple gates, stay where you are and contact your advisor. Do not try to walk through the gate. 2: If, while walking along the paths within campus, you accidentally start sinking into the cement, please take off your shoes and leave there. If the cement reaches your thighs, please immediately call the principal’s hotline and the infirmary. 3: Only campus cards can be used for to pay for goods on campus. If anyone asks for any other modes of payment, please get far away from there immediately. 4: If there is no class for the day, please stay in your dormitory. Do not go out and never open your door to someone who makes one loud knock and three quiet ones. 5: If you see an unfamiliar face in your dormitory, please observe their feet when they are facing you. If the tips of their feet are facing backwards, please call the dorm manager immediately. 6: The school will only provide hot water from 7:0021:00,. The rest of the time, please make sure that the taps are twisted tightly shut. 7: There is no evening selfstudy for all majors in our school. If a late selfstudy class appears on your class schedule, please turn off the lights and go to bed immediately. … On the first day of school, Lin Yi’s feet got stuck in the cement. Qin Zhou: Classmate, do you need help? Just take off your shoes. Lin Yi: But these shoes are limited edition QAQ Qin Zhou:  … —- Suffering social phobia but with abnormal brain circuits, spouting words of gold Shou x social bull but often rendered speechless by the shou Gong ＊In view of the fact that a lot of you darlings will deny the shou’s membership in the social phobia group and laugh at how the gong is too sao and can’t win over the shou, this has been corrected to: Wearing the skin of a social phobic but is actually a social terrorist pure little schoolboy x has no problems with social interaction but can never outtalk the shou so can only take other actions, domineering senior