Harry thought Hogwarts was a really great place. What could be more suitable for a seasoned adventurer than a castle filled with magic and ancient relics? Hermione thought Hogwarts was a really great place. Although it is filled with unregistered wild psykers, it is free of the taint of Chaos and the shameful rebellion. Malfoy thought Hogwarts was a really great place. What better place is there than a castle with no unruly people or dangerous monsters holding pitchforks ready to refuse payment, but with a 24-hour canteen and warm beds? Neville thought Hogwarts was a really great place. There are no endless gang fights, no elusive cyber psychopaths, and no damn corporate dogs. Dumbledore thought Hogwarts was a really great place. …… Ron thought Hogwarts was crazy! Even though I had experienced everything, I went back to five years ago when I passed Platform 9 3 Quarters. And everything that happened here was completely inconsistent with what he had experienced back then. Merlin's pants! This Hogwarts is crazy!