Copywriter: On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings. WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy! XN : Neither am I. WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now. XN : Ok. So… Counselor : I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note and be a bad influence. WRS : No we just fell accidentally… Neighbour : Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night. WRS : No that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ahh… Gym Teacher : You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats! WRS : Noooooooo that was just the milk I spilt!!! Finally, XN : Senior WRS : Yeah? XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out. WRS : … Just what I was thinking.