When he was categorised as an Omega at the age of 13, Rong Yi made a tiny little wish. In the future, he wanted to fall in love with a tall, handsome and elegant Alpha whom he could share a romantic love with, then build a blissful family with him and give birth to many cute babies together. A few years later, he grew into a tall, handsome and elegant Omega and was passionately pursued by countless admirers of the same gender, while all Alphas backed away from him in face of his superiority. This was not the life he wanted. Chen Keyao x Rong Yi, 1v1, HE T/N: I’m currently in the mood for relaxing/comedic/sliceoflife stories and chanced upon this comedic gold and was just too tempted to translate the first chapter just for laughs. And I’m not even the type to be into the ABO verse, but this was just too hilarious hahahahhaa. Oh and if anyone’s interested in translating this please go ahead~